Sun: "Good morning, who wants my solar storms?"
Mercury: "God, why me? Im already hot cuz im close to the sun, nd now I've getting solar stroms, nonono, i dont wanna to be coo-"
Sun: "SOLAR STROMITTO ACIVITINI, TARGITTO: COOKONITO ALL PLANITARIOS EVEN VENERITO" burps solar storm at inner planets
Venus: "Nooooo! Cook pipsqeaky mekuriy instead 👺😈👹"
Mercury: "Ahhh solarballs venera vs Mercury. 💀 Shut the phuck up, even if u was habitable, no one wants to live in toxic kaka planet like u"
Venus: ANGY ROCKY TOXIC HOT UNHABITABLE LONG-DAY UPSIDE DOWN RAGING PLANET SOUNDS IN CELESTIAL BODY
Earth (ur home): "Sun is cooking us today"
Moon: "When u stop human land to me? Its my surface"
Earth: "Untilitto Sunnito explodito"
Moon: "Nooo! It takes 5 billion years until the sun explodes! I dont want hoomans in my surface!"
Mars: "I have much worse problemitos, other planets call me a chocolate cuz in earth exists a chocolate "Mars", i have that name too"
Ceres: throws asteriod at Mars "Chocoladinni planetanni! Ahhahaahhahah"
Mars: "SHUT UP YOU ASTEROID"
Jupiter: "Asteroid? Where? I consume it (•‿•)"
Ceres: "Nuuuuuuuu :((("
Saturn: "I have rings, and no one have it (◍•ᴗ•◍)"
Uranus: nerd teacher pet sounds: "Erm, actually I, Jupiter and Neptune has rings too 🤓"
Saturn: "SHUT UP YOU ICEY GIGANTO"
Uranus: "Erm, im accutualy-"
Saturn: "ShUtItTo UpPiTo PlAnEtArIo"
Neptune: "Bruh my cousin uranium is nerdy again"
Uranus: "Erm, actually I'm Uranus not uranium 🤓"
Miranda: "Ammamammamam, nyo mi planit uranium, uranus name planet yas 🤓"
TItania: "Bruh, why my planet and siblings are nerdy"
Umbriel: "Ermermermmermmermmerdmurmurmurmur 🤓"
Neptune: "Bruh not the nerdy moons of uranium- i mean caelus/uranus 💀"
Pluto: "Why im ignored, cuz im a dwarf planet? Others calling me poopto :("
Neptune: "Poopto"
Charon: "Dont be mean to my dwarf planet!"
Eris: "Dont worry Pluto, im a dwarf planet too, i aslo got the middle kid vava treatment, i aslo got ignored and other Planets got my name wrong"
Haumea: "Me too, at least i got rings, and no asteriod has"
Chariklo: "Shut up kakamea, i got rings too"
Makemake: "GET OUT"
Neptune and Uranus: "Look what we've got, Poopto and its moon maron, Meris, Kamea and kakesrake! Hahahahaha"
Orcus: "GET OUT KEPTUNE AND URANIUM!"
Neptune: "Shut up ugly goblin, youre stinky, small, ugly, piggy, poopy, loser, pipsqeaky mini dwarf, your radius, mass and existence make me vomit with methane because of your ugliness. Ewwwwww. ugly ugly ugly ugly 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢"
Sedna: "... --- ... -.-.-- / .--. .-.. .- -. . - / -..- / .. ... / -.-. --- -- .. -. --. / ... --- --- -. --..-- / ... .- ...- . / -.-- --- ..- .-. ... . .-.. ..-."