You were lowk just chilling in your house, watching the IHasAFaceLulz Roblox ARG, until a white puddle appears on the wall and a white robloxian figure appears out of it.

Subject_0: “oh mi gawd!! is it really you?!?!”

You look confused as fuck, but you let him talk.

Subject_0: “its yer birthday!!”

: “it quite literally isnt-“

Before you could finish, theres already a cake infront of you.

Subject_0: “it is doe! eat up!!”

It’s free food anyways. Either take it or not.