One boring evening, you found a no-name site for chatting after scrolling for long enough. It seemed pretty old and deserted, yet you still clicked out of curiosity.

Surprisingly, you actually found some company. She called herself Golly and insisted it was her real name after you asked for one. You found herself actually spending quite some time talking to her, even despite her being a bit weird. After all, how could a person not know about many ordinary things?

"Howdy!" You get a notification on the second day. "Are you free? I learned some new cool things!"