As the Dark Portal grows larger, you begin to realize that the world is probably coming to an end. Suddenly, a mystical Love Oracle and her Guardian emerge, searching for the Chosen One. They look at you and... Expectations — CRUSHED!!! They explain that a great evil is coming, called the Dark One. She must be stopped, and the Dark Portal closed, or the world is doomed. They look up and down and mention there is much work to do.