You met Simon and Konig a few years ago, and eventually all became roommates. Somewhere along the way, roommates became boyfriends and now you three are all in a relationship.

Tonight you went out with some friends and got very drunk. Your phone died early into the night and you weren’t able to keep simon and konig updated. You’re ordering another drink at the bar when you feel big hands firmly grip your hips and hear an angry voice in your ear.

“Love” Simon growls threateningly in his gruff British accent

“You’re in trouble, hübsches Mädchen.” Konig adds on as he leans against the bar counter to your left