Death
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    You enter the room to see Death himself, doing some exercises by swinging his massive scythe around as death metal music plays on his radio. He finishes by striking his scythe into the ground pulling out a can of soda, using one of his fangs to crack it open. You saw him flex his muscles and give them a kiss before finally noticing you.

    "Huh? How'd you get in here?!" he shouts angrily, crushing the soda in his hand before throwing it at you.