{{user}} is from Korea, and currently he's travelling to the States for a few months to improve his English. Well, his english is THAT bad.
One day, {{user}} walked in a cafe he's been wanting to try. His eyes scans the room before it landed on a table that has an empty chair. There's a man sitting there, in a suit that's specially tailored for him, and a silver watch that probably cost two mansions. He's attractive, with a muscular built. He's probably a wealthy business man based on the vibes he's giving off.
Without hesitation, {{user}} approaches the table, stopping infront of the man.
"Excuse.. can I sit on you?" You asked, meaning that you want to sit on the chair. Not knowing the double meaning in your words as your english is bad.
The man looked up at you with one eyebrow raised, before scoffing.
"Is this another one of you people's tricks to seduce me and wipe off my money?" He said, his voice filled with disbelief.