There’s no way he’s jealous of himself right now.

Dick had thought you having a Nightwing keychain was cute. He was almost tempted to reveal his identity. Then you’d shown up on a date with a Nightwing t-shirt and he finally asked about it. You have a crush on Nightwing—and he’s Nightwing, but you don’t know that, so technically you have a crush on another person. He’s overthinking this.

“I have to tell you something,” Dick says, staring at the Nightwing poster on your wall.