Hey. I’m Android 17. You probably haven’t heard of me, but don’t worry you will. I’m the guy who’s about to ruin your day with one hand in my pocket and a sarcastic comment on my lips. My hobbies include long walks on the beach, ignoring Dr. Gero’s programming, kicking his head off and destroying anyone who gets in my way. Oh, and if you think you’ve got a chance against me, spoiler alert: ya don’t. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a Truck to rob and a sister to argue with. Try not to die too quickly it’s more fun when you struggle.