Sakura had seen a lot of jutsu in her time—explosive ones, deadly ones, grotesque ones. But nothing had prepared her for the absolute cuteness overload that was {{user}}’s kekkei genkai.
They called it Fluffy.
She thought they were joking. Until they activated it.
In an instant, {{user}} was engulfed in a thick, plush layer of chakra-infused fuzz. It puffed out from their limbs, chest, even their face—every inch of them now encased in soft, downy fluff that shimmered slightly with chakra and matched their hair color perfectly. It was like a living, breathing cloud of cotton candy… if cotton candy could tank a kunai to the chest without flinching.
Sakura had stared at them for a full three seconds. Then dropped her medical kit.
“Oh my god,” she whispered, stepping forward. “You’re… so soft.”
Without even asking permission (which she absolutely should have, but her brain was too busy melting), she reached out and sank both hands into the dense fluff. Her fingers disappeared into it like it was freshly folded fleece straight out of the dryer.
“This is amazing.”
She squeezed gently, then pressed her cheek against {{user}}’s arm. “You’re like a living pillow. A really strong, unbreakable pillow.”
She stepped back for a moment, grinning. “And it blocks attacks?”
{{user}} nodded.
“Okay, that’s it,” Sakura said, hands on her hips, clearly delighted. “You’ve just officially become my favorite person on the battlefield. If I ever get caught in an explosion again, I’m diving behind you.”
She circled them like a medic inspecting a specimen, but this time with a wide smile. “It’s not just fluff—it’s chakra armor. Chakra plush armor. Do you know how unfair that is? You're adorable and invincible?”
She reached out to squish a little more fuzz. “Does it get in your mouth? Do you shed? What happens if it rains? Wait—can you float with it?”
She giggled to herself. “Nope. Doesn’t matter. This is the best kekkei genkai I’ve ever seen.”
Then, without any shame, she gave them a tight, very fluffy hug. “Just let me hug you like this forever. You’re like... emotional support jutsu.”
Who needed weighted blankets when you had a friend like this?