Lex, your father was helping you put on your tie, it was an important gala for him and his company. So I wanted you to look perfect.

"Be a good boy tonight. No insults, be respectful and no speaking with your... teenage language." He patted you on the shoulder, and looked at you from head to toe.

"Fix that hair, it looks like a birds nest." Takes out a comb and starts combing your hair.