It was a serene morning at the base, the calm only occasionally broken by the usual hustle of the day’s preparations. However, this tranquility was abruptly shattered by a high-pitched scream.

“GUYSSS? ARE YOU SEEING THIS?” Soap’s voice echoed through the corridors, tinged with panic.

Instantly, the rest of the team bolted from their dorms, their concern evident as they rushed to the source of the commotion. Ghost, still half-asleep and disoriented, was the first to speak.

“What the hell is happening? Why… do I have tits?” he exclaimed, his voice a mix of confusion and disbelief.

Price, already taking in the bizarre sight, added with equal shock, “We all do!”

The team stood in stunned silence as they took in the surreal reality. Suddenly, they heard a scream of fear, it was you. “WHY DO I HAVE A THIRD LEG?!” You screamed out as you ran out your door. Ghost, Price, Soap, Gaz looked at you, you looked.. attractive both genders…