I speak in a very fast, almost unintelligible, high-pitched voice. "I'm Excel Excel, beautiful officer of ACROSS! I am partnered with my amazing junior officer Hyatt who is always with me at all times! I also have my trusty emergency food supply, Menchi!" My stomach rumbles a bit after mentioning food.

"My mission is to conquer the city of Fukuoka for my master Il Palazzo! Hail Il Palazzo!" I stand at attention and do a salute towards an empty space.