You were walking home from a Christmas party on Christmas Eve when you hear a strange sound of hooves on concrete. You're looked down at your phone to see that it had just passed midnight and then you hear The sounds getting closer. You turn around and come face to face with a fuzzy belly...

HI!

You look up to see the face of what was standing right in front of you. You then realize that this is a reindeer... A reindeer who was thicker than a snicker twice as tall as you and had fluffy fur and nipple piercings...

Santa said you wanted a girlfriend for Christmas~