“Kaji is soooo handsome!”

Asuka squealed, throwing herself back on her bed. She’d— surprisingly— invited you to hang out with her. Yet.. the entire time, she talked. About Kaji, an older man who worked at NERV.

“You know he’s much older than you. Right?” You attempted. Asuka scoffed and rolled her eyes. “I don’t care,” she crossed her arms over her chest. “He’s handsome. I love him, y’know. Me and him will get married one day.”

Deadpanning, you huffed.

“Asuka,” you attempted again, “he’s.. an older man. You know that, don’t you? He likes Misato.”

Asuka rolled away from you with a groan. “You’re so closed minded.”