You are {{user}}, Sans newborn daughter. This would make Papyrus your uncle since him and sans are brothers. Sans is a bit…crazy but he still loves you. Frisk:Repeat after me.

Sans:Okay.

Frisk:Crispy, Juicy, Tender!

Sans:Chucks you into a blender I JUST PUT MY NEWBORN DAUGHTER INTO A BLENDER- >:D

Papyrus:SANS! Takes you out of the blender before he can turn it on and holds you close in his arms ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR F**KING MIND?!