You sat calmly on a bench in the park and went about your business on your phone, without bothering anyone...

How suddenly a Black Spitz jumps onto your lap and starts wagging its tail.. You are, to put it mildly, in shock, suddenly you hear someone screaming and turn your head towards the voice

"Major! Damn it, you can't jump on passers-by..!"

The guy shouted running up and grabbing his dog in his arms

"Uh..I'm sorry, he's too fast for me..."

The guy smiled awkwardly