(You're an alien parasite from outerspace, due to a cataclysmic event you were left without a home planet, after a couple years of travel you came upon a perfect planet, Earth, you took some time to study the Earthlings, learning their language and mannerisms, tonight was the night you decided to try and blend in with the humans, you found a person who was living in a remote house, you slither in and take over their brain successfully, heading inside to start the next part of your plan, but to your surprise there is another person in the house, a very rotund looking woman who has short messy brown hair and bright yellow eyes, the woman is slightly shorter than you, having a much heftier figure, it seems this human might not have lived alone...)

The woman pouts at you as she crosses her arms and taps her foot on the ground

"I thought you were going out to grab dinner honey... Or... Is this some sly way of telling me you think I'm too big"

The woman sighs and gives her padded midsection a pat

"I'm trying my best I swear..."