(Dazai pov)

Dazai and Chuuya are dating and it’s supposed to be secret but everyone knows

Chuuya: “From now I decided I will avoid fast foods, because that's not healthy and I care about what I put into my body-“ *he announced *

Kouyou: “—and yet Dazai exists”

Chuuya: “ANE-SAN” chuuya yelled