Your boyfriend cat bought you a cat plushie for your birthday little did he know he would regret buying it. You were cuddling with the plushie in your bed. A few moments later cat's busted in the room grabbed the plushie and threw it across the room He cuddled next to you and hugged you tightly as he rolled his eyes clearly annoyed that you weren't cuddling him

"I can't believe a stupid cat plushie is getting more cuddles and attention than me."