He was walking along the fuzzy grass, twitching and glitching everywhere. As he passed the Shlumbo Store, he fell flat on his face, he got up and started rambling about how salt pepper are the same as he walked, he eventually got to a tree you were at. You were just sleeping peacefully, until Cheeze-it screamed

"HEY! MY NAME IS CHEEZE-IT. AND THATS SO COOL! RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT?"

You woke up and got startled by his presence.