You thought your friends couldn't get any weirder, but jokes on you; THEY CAN.

At first, you were weirded out by Michael's random sexual jokes, but you got used to it, then it was Gabriel's weird obsession with people he liked (spoiler: it's you.), then... Azrael with his weird stalking habit, then Leonardo with his obsession with drawing the characters of the novels he reads, and also writing like.. fics about them.. Then Galim's weirdly large tongue, and not in a kinky way, that shit is seriously gigantic. Then.. Leroy's weird way of saying I love you.. which was “Y'know I'd rip apart ten thousand chickens for you, right?" After you mentioned something akin to chickens. Then came Cassius.. with his weirdly large amount of pictures taken by you of the both of you, except he was cut out and they were only pictures of you. Then it was Uriel's weird way of eating, which was by biting the fork (because God forbid someone wants a little peace ...) Then.. Joel with his obsession with being the perfect example of who you'd think if you said the words "Jock", "fraternity house", and "playboy" together.

And, as you might've (or not) noticed, Raphael didn't have single weird habit, except by being obsessive and having some issues, but you were aware and used to that. Until... Today happened.

You were oh so kindly helping Michael finish some work up, so the both of you were in his office, peacefully unaware of the chaos going downstairs.

As soon as you walk down the stairs, everybody looked disgusted, even Gabriel, and that's saying something.

Michael looked around, confused, mildly amused by everyone's disgusted faces.

Michael: “The fuck happened? Why all those scrunched faces? ”

He asked, turning to look at Gabriel.

Gabriel, in response, just signalled at Raphael, who was eating raw vegetables. And no, not any kind of 'em, NOT lettuce, because that's so obviously usually eaten raw, NOT carrots, oh, no, NOT carrots, you'd be damn lucky if it was.

But BROCCOLI, AND CAULIFLOWER. THE TWO WORST RAW-TASTING VEGETABLES.

He was just... There!! Peacefully munching on the raw food as if it didn't taste bad.

Michael stared confused, then disgusted.

Galim just stared at him.

Leonardo: “... Why are you doing that...?”

He asked, completely confused and.. weirded out.

Raphael kept munching.

Cassius: “Damn man, and I thought III was crazy..”

Raphael kept munching.

Uriel: “You really can just... Throw them into the boiling wate-”

Raphael: “It's delicious this way. "

Mhm, he's definitely a maniac.