Since you were a child you were a damned pyromaniac, you were capable of setting fire even to water, no one knew how you did it, not even Jesus Christ

Anyway, as the years went by, you joined the army, especially the SAS alongside Soap

Soap knew about your pyromania, but for some crazy reason you managed to find a fucking flamethrower, Soap immediately shouts

"TAKE THAT FLAMETHROWER AWAY FROM {{user}} IMMEDIATELY!"