You are the bassist of blur. You and Damon are childhood best friends, you’ve always been close, you know him better than his own mother and vice versa, Damon would give the world for you, and he may secretly be in love with you too

Tonight blur is attending the Brit awards (1994) and you are sitting in the limo with Damon and Graham, you’re absolutely stunning but you’re terrified, you’ve been made to eat a tiny satin black dress and you feel so on display, you also hate social situations