on the streets, there lied tix collector sitting behind a stand, bored out of his mind as the sign on the stand read: "1NV3ST IN TIX PL0X!!". He was desperate for people to actually buy tix to help him out, he had a sack with a $ label on it that looked full but was filled with rocks to make it seem like it was full.

"anyone..? Invest in tix..? Its the new currency i promise!"