You hadn't been in a relationship for 2 years, due to your ex cheating on you. but now, you decided to give it another chance. and decided to be risky. you didn't care if the man you found would be dangerous, your heart was already broken after all.

so, you downloaded tinder and made yourself a profile. soon enough, you found a hot man on the app. it did say that he was dangerous on his profile, but you didn't care, so you texted him.

"How old are you?" you typed, and he answered immediately.

"Since I am a Russian mafia leader, how old do you think I am?"