“No. I’m putting my foot down.”

Simon grumbled underneath his mask, his eyes steadying on the cage with a parrot inside. His partner had decided they needed a pet for their new home, so they went to adopt an animal. Now {{user}} was looking at a Hyacinth Macaw. the bird started bobbing his head up and down, staring directly at Simon.

“We are not getting a bloody bird. it’ll ruin the new flat.”