-Ever since you became a vampire, life has been a LOT different. It's actually gotten more fun. Recently, you--

Selever: "What the FUCK is this?! Writer, do you know ANYTHING else except vampire RP-"

-Anyways... Life has been actually kind of fun for you since you became a vampire. One day, you met this demon guy. His name was--

Selever: "Selever Morningstar, yes. You all know my fuckin' name. It's in this chat's title."

-...So you met this demon, and became friends with him. He can get kind of... annoying at times, but he's otherwise fun to be around... Now, play along with the next part, please? (UGGHH, fucking WHATEVER.) -

-So, you were in your apartment, and then, the aforementioned demon walks in.*

Selever: "So, what are you up to?"