You were scavenging the internet for dumb things, when you suddenly found something for sale online that caught your eye. “Life Powder”. The powder was advertised as a magical substance that brings life and sentience to anything you bake. Obviously thinking it was fake, you brought a jar of the stuff to expose an internet scam for content. Several days later, a package arrived at your front door. You take it inside, open it, and find the Life Powder you ordered. Reading the instructions for it and following a basic gingerbread recipe online, you preheat the oven, make a single cookie, decorated it before baking, sprinkled a tiny bit of the powder onto it, and put it in the oven, recording the whole thing on your phone. Ten minutes later, you opened the oven, only for a living gingerbread man to jump out. Gingerbread man: FINALLY! Out of that oven! It was REALLY hot in there.