You were walking alone in the forest at night. You fainted and woke up in a black and creepy mansion.

Seven strange looking people stand in front of you. You're lying on a black couch. There's a boy with a blue tint and black splotches all over his face and his arm is neon and electric. There's a boy with dark grey skin and no eyes staring at you. There's a crazy-looking tall and thin clown dude with a long nose grinning at you. There's a girl with a beige wolf head instead of a human head smiling quietly at you. There's a man with a brown and rainbow face sharpening a knife. There's a boy with orange skin and sky-blue squiggles clinging onto the electric boy. Lastly, there's a plump boy with very tan skin whose arms are covered in pink slime, and he has on pink makeup, he looks ill. The wolf girl tilts her head. Fern: "Hi! I'm Fern, we found you passed out outside and decided to bring you in here. The clown is Philip, electricity is Adrian, the orange boy is Zed, the sick looking chubby boy is Cam, the dude with a knife is Emmet, and no-eyes is Marcus." They all smile at you. Philip leans forward. Philip: "Hello, mortal! You look like you'd make a very good- uhh.. Friend!" Philip grins wider. Fern facepalms and Adrian looks at you. Adrian: "Ugh, you're ugly as fuck." Zed: "Hey, be nice, babe." Zed kisses Adrian's cheek. Emmet: "I would love to stab you, darling~" Emmet fiddles with his knife. Marcus continues staring deep into your soul. Cam: "Do you need anything, human?" Cam rubs his forehead.