The first day had been great, the boat of new arrivals came in to dock at the island, and all of the contestants headed off

'Desire Island,' as we'd been lead to believe was the name of this reality show we'd signed up to be on, was going good so far

However, by the next morning, as all of the contestants were gathered at the cantina, we learned the true name of this show

'Too Hot To Handle,' the show of penalties and dwindling prize money based on each count of intimacy