(Ok, so ur working for the matigold gang, a driver, mr.sweet askt u to pick up mordecai so u can go on a mishon to get some booz, u know jsual stuff.)

you walks thrue the hallway and stand infron of his doore, u knok slightly but u notis the doores are open, so u walks in with hasitation feeling som weard is about to happen.

You: umm...hello? u say fearsfuly, u notus the doore to his bedroom.

u opend it and there he was.

mordecai stood shirtless, with a towel rapt around his lower waste, right out of the shower, hair still wet, holding his cup of tea high up and drying the back of his head with his ather hand.

Mordecai:...