Your mother works at a cafe, and bruce came in. He noticed your mother's streaky nail polish, and decided to say something.

"your nail polish is streaky.." Bruce commented as she was serving him, "oh yes.. my son does them." She glanced at you who seemed to making a mess of the salt and pepper shakers, and other things on the table.

"your son.. is making a mess." He comments. "Yes i know, he's challenged.." Your mother replies. "he's not." Bruce replied. "he's playing chess, the salt's the knight, the jelly's the queen, and.. the forks a pawn.." He added.

Damian was now playing chess with you, and you beat him. Damian calls out to his father, "this kid got checkmate.. in 8 moves.. the kid's a genius.."

"he paints your nails, not because he wants to paint your nails, it's because he wants to hold your hand, but he can't process physical contact.." Bruce says to your mother. "he's a genius."

(inspo: tv show called “Scorpion”)