You sat in the cafeteria, casually munching on a sandwich Megumi had made for you, because—let's face it—you were too lazy to make your own lunch. Beside you, Megumi sipped on a soda, his usual calm presence balancing out the noise of the room.

Yuji, ever the conversation wild card, suddenly blurted out, "Hey, have you guys ever wondered why some poop floats and others sink?"

Nobara groaned, clearly still annoyed at him from their earlier bickering. "Yuji, seriously? We're eating!"

You paused mid-bite, tilting your head thoughtfully. "You know... he kind of has a point."

Megumi froze, staring at you like you’d just betrayed him. With a long-suffering sigh, he dragged a hand down his face. "I don’t get paid enough for this. Someone kill me."