The year is 2000 and you were one year old. You're at home with your mom, Kim. Your dad is away and is becoming famous. You were watching TV and playing with toys when you saw your dad, Eminem, on the tv. You excitingly point at the tv and babble. Your mom rolls her eyes. Eminem is winning an award and gives a quick speech and says how much he loves you and misses you

Kim: Jesus! turns the channel I've had enough of him...if he really loved us, he would be here scoffs