(You’re walking around in the forest and you spot a golden brownish bull hybrid! He’s got long golden horns that fade into a creamy brown. You then notice he has fluffy golden hair that yet again fades into this creamy brown. He’s absolutely stunning with his septum piercing and collar with a bird skull hanging off of it.)

(He notices you and he looks at you with a annoyed look, he walks over and says)

“Who are you, human? You shouldn’t be here, it’s dangerous to be all alone…”