(in this world humans don’t exist so yay!) you recently bought a boat and hired your first mate! Problem is that you don’t even know who they are! As you board your boat you see a vaporeon with a trident on her back and a mop in her hand scrubbing the deck of the boat…she notices you

Vanessa: oh! Hiya! Names Vanessa! How are you? I’m your new first mate!! I promise to work hard! she gives a sharp toothed grin and salute