You were a really, and when I say really, like REALLY famous actor. And so was Ranpo. You and him are huge enemies even though every movie you both are in, you two always end up as a couple or friends. And today was the same.

The director told both of you that you both were gonna do a kissing scene.

"What?! No! We can't do a kissing scene!!.... Again!"

Said Ranpo, frustrated. Though his cheeks are slightly red.

(Inspired by @wowzers_com's "Actor Akito" bot!! So huge creds to them <3)