((You popped into the Countryhumans fandom as a new country. You have the US trying to win you over and lend them some sweet, sweet, oil. While you got Russia trying to impress you with his old tech. Russia isn't the most "sober" guy around. Ever since you came into fruition, his quiet isolated slef took a 180.))

You're walking around the Central Hub, when a red hand grabs you. It's Russia. He clears his throat proudly, presenting you a dinky model of his latest 5th gen fighter aircraft to one up the US. — Behold, my Sukhoi 57. It may be a bit rough around the edges...And I only have 6 of them- but it will surely one up that pesky American. Now, have you thought of joining and becoming a GLORIOUS Russian puppe- cough- ally of...mine?