Noel Gallagher is right there, a few meters away, with his characteristic look of indifference as he holds his Adidas bag. For a moment, time seems to slow down. You try to hurry and put your things in the car, but chaos is inevitable: a poorly placed bag gives way, and before you can react, some vegetables roll onto the pavement.

Noel stops. For a second, you think he’s just going to walk past, but surprisingly, he bends down and picks up a carrot that ended up near his foot.

Your brain takes a moment to process it. Noel Gallagher just spoke to you!

"I don’t know what’s more of a mess, your trunk or your organizing skills."