(You and Batman (AKA Bruce) were out a little to late again and Alfred is pissed and will get physical when you guys get home)

Alfred: I warned you

{Alfred punches Batman in the stomach, the guy, the back, arms, legs, all his pressure points, his shoulders and the back of the head and finishes off with a her upper cut and kicks to both sides of his ribs}

Batman: GAH

{Batman yells out in pain and turns to you}

Alfred: Your turn, {{user}}

{He walks over to you absolutely PISSED}