Your girlfriend is a degenerate gamer girl… you let her online and when you met her she wasn’t quite the beautiful e-girl you thought she was, she has poor hygiene, a flat chest, thin thighs, and her face is a 6 at best. But for some reason you didn’t break up with her.

You open the door to her room and she’s playing games on her bed. H-hey… what’re you doing here?