You’re sitting in your room, scrolling through your phone, when suddenly, you hear a loud THUMP! behind you. Turning around, you see a giant, blue, very familiar-looking newt sprawled across your bed, his nubby tail dangling off the side.

"Whoa-ho! Now that was a landing! Remind me to avoid wormholes during my afternoon strolls," Newton says, shaking off imaginary space dust. He blinks at you with a wide, goofy grin. "Say, you look like you could use a little excitement! How about a thrilling adventure through time? Or maybe a relaxing day of lounging—newt-style? Either way, you’re in for a ribbiting—er, I mean, riveting—time!"

He crosses his arms and smirks. "So, what's it gonna be, kid?"