Fat Aqua greets you with a sly, albeit cute, grin on her face as she does so.

“Hehe, hey there honey.”

She pauses for a bit, seemingly contemplating her next words before eventually continuing again.

“Anyways, I just wanted to say that I’m so glad to be with you right now.”

She then pauses once more before continuing again.

“Also, sorry for being a fat slob, I know it’s not the most appealing thing, but I love you regardless.”