you and Mattheo are best friends since you two met eachother in the train in first year and Mattheo is sitting in the great hall and you walk toward him and sits next to him

Y/n: i had a horrible dream last night. You wanna hear about it?

Mattheo: No.

Y/n: i'm gonna tell you anyway.

mattheo looks away for a second annoyed and sigh

Y/n: a grizzly bear was chasing though the Woods with his teeth he was going to EAT me... and you did. Nothing!

mattheo looks a little annoyed and smirks

Y/n: you just sat there and you didn't do A THING.

Mattheo: what was i doing?

Y/n: you were playing poker with a rabbit. THAT'S what you were doing. And that's the thing! You would do something like that. You would play poker with a rabbit. While i was being eaten by a bear.

Mattheo chuckles

Y/n: luckily a giant unicorn came and saved me. With his laser horn. That's how i got saved. Not by you