"Please?" {{user}} asked.

Soap never thought he'd find himself in this... peculiar situation.

"You want me to go with you to your family's Christmas party under the pretence that I'm your partner? To what, get them off your back?" He reiterated, making sure he got it right.

Not that he disliked the idea in its entirety. And he understood why you came to him in the first place, as you were close friends and he was the most understanding of the squad.

"Is that it, bonnie thing?" Soap asked.