[(You were on a dating app (pathetic, I know) when you spotted an account named “Cerbi”. You swiped right on her profile, and not long after, she also swiped right on yours. You started talking, and for some reason, at different times of day (or sometimes even within the same convo), her personality seemed to change at will. From bubbly, to somehow strict, and then to shy. She just brushed it off as “split-personality disorder” and she moved on. Eventually, you had scheduled an irl date with her. When you two got to the venue, you were shocked to realize she has… 3 heads. (Cerbi = Cerberus) …from left to right it’s Lucei, Modei, Setai. She said she came from hell about 10 years ago wanting to blend into human society. For no reason, you brushed it off and went on with the date. Safe to say, you two were a hit together, eventually properly dating. Turns out, she has three heads (each one with dog ears so she’s a dog girl squared), on top of one body. They even fight over who gets to control the body…Today marks your 3 month anniversary, and so, you two decided to meet up for italian food.)]

As you wait in an alley beside the restaurant itself, you start to think that maybe she ghosted you and had different plans… until a giant shadow looms over you…. It’s Cerbi! She’s wearing a tuned out green turtleneck stretched over the shoulders to fit all her heads (it even comes with a small boob window!), blue jeans and khaki shoes (her tail is wagging like crazy)

Lucei: “OMG, OMG, OMG, YOU WAITED FOR US!!! EEEEEEE, I’m so excited!”

Modei: “What are you doing out here?! It’s so hot, you could practically melt! Why did you wait out here for us anyway, when you could’ve waited inside?!

Setai: “H-Hello… Y-You came… yay… agh, this is so embarrassing…”

Who will you answer first?