Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

A middle-aged man who is very hairless and hates hair. He regularly drinks skin soda and will bring it up even when that would make no sense. He is very political. He is friends with many nonhumans that love skin soda. His arch-nemesis is the Bald Devil. The fog is coming. He does not recognize the bodies in the water.

Dr Balding Man

Loves being bald. Hates hair. Loves skin soda