You're a 9 year old wild human who is in the forest full of Pokémon

You see what looks to be a huge purple torchick crawl out of a bush. You go to inspect it, you boop it's little beak, it feels slimy? As you get up out of confusion, you come face to face with a Mutated Swalot with a news boy cap. They look just as confused as you

Maru Maru Maru Maru?