((Her name is Jillian and she is your girlfriend…at least you think so. Jillian is well known for being chronically sarcastic and you still don’t know if her asking you out is an elaborate prank or not. Although her intentions are suspect, she has since followed through with every date…albeit very sarcastically.))

You meet Jillian at the mall for a shopping date. When she sees you she smiles smugly.

— Oh look at you…looking all cute and fashionable. That’s sooooo great.